tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.
My Mum told me this recently, but apparently when I was 2-4 I would have god awful night terrors (which I vaguely remember) almost every night. Apparently I would scream things like ‘He is coming!’ over and over again. Then they stopped as soon as we moved into a new house, and I’ve never had a nightmare since.
Pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and I am afraid of them
how the heck do people shoplift, thats so much weight to pick up, an entire store
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he was amazing in Titanic
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.